Me: Until they, you know, create anti-matter and go into space.
Co-worker: Yeah! Like, have you ever read "Angels and Demons"?
Co-worker: "Angels and Demons".
Me: Oh yeah, by the same guy who did the Da Vinci Code?
Co-worker: Dan Brown, yeah. About anti-matter!
Co-worker: You know. What the entire book was about?
Me: Oh. I guess I really only remember the box of penises.
Me: You know, when he's in the Vatican and he's talking about the Great Castration where all the statues' penises were hacked off and he thought, 'oh wouldn't it be nifty if there was an enormous box of marble penises hidden in the catacombs --
Co-worker: Oh. Yeah, I think I remember that.
And then I got the God-You're-Strange-Eyeball for at least another half an hour, until I brought up the subject of Embarassing Childhood Crushes.
Hers: Basil of Bakerstreet.
Mine: Cornelius from Planet of the Apes.