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Love's Little Pyro

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    Name:kate_fire
    Birthdate:01-15
    Location:United States
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    I believe:
    ~that if love and mutual respect aren't the answer, space is.
    ~that my socks *do* get stolen in the laundrey, despite what my friends say.
    ~that the theories of evolution and faith can be reconciled.
    ~that when I turn 60 and decide to fulfill my life-long dream of becoming a cat lady, my true friends will buy me kitty litter and cleaning supplies.
    ~that it's ok to get drunk once in a while if you do it responsibly.
    ~that animals have personalities.
    ~that sometimes there just isn't enough chocolate in the world.
    ~that yes, a man's hair can be too long.
    ~that the goose and the dolphin are two of the most frightening animals in the world.
    ~that one of the best things in the world is to get up early, work out hard and come home smelling of horse.
    ~that no one should be named out of a baby book.
    ~that you can tell the quality of a current dictionary by the definitions of the word "f@ck" in it: my dictionary has 12.

    At any time I will:
    ~sing showtunes, symphonies, and alternative music out loud.
    ~try everything (and I mean everything) once with no obligation to repeat.
    ~dress sexily just because I can.
    ~watch a flame until my eyes adjust and I can't see it anymore.
    ~be brutally honest and caustic.
    ~stare at people expressionlessly until they snap.
    ~break out my knitting.
    ~turn random words into a song.
    ~break the 4th toe on my right foot.
    ~nap, even in odd places.
    ~turn on a fan or lose clothing.


    I can:
    ~recite the first three chapters of "The Princess Bride" by memory.
    ~draw with my toes.
    ~lift one eyebrow.
    ~play four musical instruments that are *not* guitar or piano.
    ~knit, quilt, embroider, applique, sew clothing, spin wool, bead, arrange flowers and bake like nothing in the world.
    ~type 50+ wpm when I try.
    ~apply make-up on other people properly but not myself.
    ~eat an entire pint of Ben & Jerry's in one sitting, especially when it's Chubby Hubby.

    I can't:
    ~shut my mouth at the right time.
    ~get my hair to straighten.
    ~believe that they cancelled Firefly and Invader Zim.
    ~not buy the next Terry Pratchett book.
    ~learn another language in its completancy.
    ~remember if "completancy" is a word. (It isn't; it's completeness)
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